Who’d they send? Manohla Dhargis? They really need to leave the popular stuff to the fat guy and the skinny guy with their thumbs.

You take that back.

Um...you commented on the original comment which clearly implied that opposition to this movie was racist.

It’s not that interesting. I looked it up for you though.

Was that funny? Because if that’s what you were going for I’m pretty sure my sense of humour must have left the Star Destroyer in an escape pod already.

takes place only a couple of decades, at most, before the original films. That, or the Apes movies take place in a future where humans suddenly age very slowly, which seems like a bit of a stretch

I really do wonder if people are doing some mental gymanistics to find flaws here that actually also show up in the original as well.

Lucky fucking Chinese people. Spring rolls every day AND they didn’t have to see this drivel.

I said it shouldn’t have been made not that it shouldn’t exist. I’m not advocating burning DVD copies and banishing it from the face of the Earth.

Accusing me of being sexist & racist because I didn’t like a movie has that effect. I think Kanye sucks too—that doesn’t make me racist, it makes my taste in music good.

Jesus fuck christ have we learned nothing?

Fuck you and your ongoing assertion that this is about racism or sexism. It was a bland movie that never should have gotten made. There are literally MILLIONS of people who didn’t give a shit about it and didn’t make a single racist comment.

So the guy slips on hairstyles and you invalidate the entire argument?

Yes. This. You are my spirit Santa Claus.

or be so much better at sex than real people that humanity might stop boning entirely.

I assumed Lucasfilm was restructured so that everything goes through one giant team that runs the money printing machine.

Shut up asshole. The fucking guy’s 90. If he dies, that has nothing to with “2016.” People need to stop this fucking bullshit.

Sorry—are you saying you think that’s funny? It’s not funny. It’s just strangely illiterate. Were you high when you typed this? If so, then I can accept that it might have BEEN funny but please read it again when the high wears off.