Kanye (and that woman he’s married too.)

The money I’ve had to ink into my piece of shit 2007 Honda Civic is far more than the money I had to sink into my 1996 Volvo 850GLT (which had more mileage on it when I bought it than the Honda does now.)

You need a better fountain pen. Unless the article is “Best Shitty Cheap Fountain Pen.”

You need a better fountain pen. Unless the article is “Best Shitty Cheap Fountain Pen.”

I’m left-handed and apparently don’t hold my pens correctly, so any ballpoint pens just don’t work for me. The ink just doesn’t come out smoothly for me. I like Sharpie pens because they have a nice felt tip and work no matter how I’m holding them. - Megganna

I’m left-handed and apparently don’t hold my pens correctly, so any ballpoint pens just don’t work for me. The ink…

Yeah well, that’s mostly because it’s actually called a button-down collar as opposed to a Point Collar or various other kinds.

My idea might be to go see a movie it’s still going to take a hella long time for quarters nickels and dimes to add up to $14.00

I think your definition of “do something cool” is quite a bit cheaper than my definition of “do something cool.”

$150 for a case to protect your $1,000 phone and you’re not going to use either one in two years seems like a good value.

$150 for a case to protect your $1,000 phone and you’re not going to use either one in two years seems like a good…

Joseph Boyden is a pervert and was complicit with Steven Galloway in the sexual hijinks that went on at the UBC program. They partied together, and Galloway used his students as a supply of attractive women.

Good story there. You should turn that into a screenplay.

No.

I don’t know that I entirely agree: firstly, there are some cars where certain trim levels are only available in manual:

Cyclists started doing this some years ago—it’s only possible because or disc brakes of course.

Sorry—are you saying you think that’s funny? It’s not funny. It’s just strangely illiterate. Were you high when you typed this? If so, then I can accept that it might have BEEN funny but please read it again when the high wears off.

This video actually makes me hate Jalopnik more than I already do: Comcast—meh.

Not. Possible. Getting a girlfriend* immediately invalidates your D&D nerd card, which can only be validated again by immediately removal of the Girlfriend Parasite.

This sexy. I want my monsters to be this sexy.

Because I’m normal?

bleh

bleh