“yeahitkindadoes”

You know, I didn’t really think there was a way that Goodell could screw this up, but here we are. All he really had to do was hand down the discipline and then let an independent arbitrator hear the appeal and probably scale the punishments back a bit. But the egotistical fuckwad has to insert himself into the…

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Someone has to tranquilize him, and then a crew of four does it in two hours.

You know who else defended harmful diktats by characterizing their victims as less-than?

This is my favorite thing in sports.

Exactly.

Good stuff here. No one worships at the altar of Brady and the Patriots more than Drew Magary. Anyone who has ever read anything he has written knows there is no greater Brady stan.

Damn Good Kinja

Found the Pats fan

So it’s worse than beating your wife, but not as bad as beating your wife but being caught on tape.

he could never keep quiet.

I have to explain to her that it’s not alchemy or magic that transmutes peppercorns into pepper

Apparently, there’s a SFW counterpart to Rule 34 - I did a GIS for “mug of chino” (also, let me just say that a top result before I switched to images was Yahoo answers of somebody asking cuz they were too embarrassed to ask their friends what a “cup of chino” was is, well, sad), and I found precisely what came to…

“ keep it subtle, don’t go overboard” SAYS KIM KARDASHIAN

Deadpool would readily argue that he does, in fact, have a four foot long dick.