Franks.

I’m not bothered by the porn. I’m bothered by the fact that Jeb decided that in 2005, in the twilight of the home video business, he thought it would be a good time to invest in the brick and mortor home movie rental busines. I mean, i know people can’t see the future. However, look at this nugget from Wikipedia about…

Me

Jon Stewart: “Tommy...you cheating fucker.”

Hit 5 more and then retire, Alex. You know you want to.

“I mean I love my fans but fans, just because you think you love me does not give you the right to treat me this...oh shit, now I get it.”

I wouldn’t be shocked if he still slept in an oversized race-car bed.

I hate the Pats. I love the Gronk.

my adorable?

“More probable than not” is the actual legal standard for finding civil liability in every court, you fucking dolt.

The sterilization was just the end step in the program starting in her childhood that created her to be an assassin, so yes, her monsterness was pretty much forced on her. It wasn’t “Oh I can’t have kids, I’m gonna go murder some folks”, it was a coldly deliberate step to ensure she had nothing in her life other than…

Then you are missing out.

If you don’t know the difference between your and you’re, you’re part of the problem.

Seems legit?

I literally cannot stop. It’s like a disease.

I am 35. The Murdercorn is ageless. This program is an idiot.

“According to footage recorded on the officer’s body cam”

The "I hate my son" one isn't funny at all; it's heartbreaking. And the "I regret having them every single day" one, over the beautiful photo of those adorable little boys, is incredibly sad as well. In fact, I find most of these more sad than funny. I think these women must be in a lot of pain to put these posts up…