Sorry, Jez— this poster is right. You do this shit ALL the time.

Because women are "social accomplishments" and not, you know, people.

That's the ugliest fucking bow tie I've ever seen.

I'm so sick of people who have no idea what acting is. Gina Carano, for one, is not an actor. And since Wonder Woman is a BIT more important than Drax the Destroyer the actress needs to act.

Oh yeah. She's a savvy business-person and future billionaire. Do I respect her feminism? FUCK NO. She's no better than Miley or fucking Lena Dunham. Celebs can't turn around and fight for real feminist politics when they've fucking won life by scaling a system based upon heteronormative and patriarchal corporatism.…

Where was Tim Howard the night my wife conceived?

Not as endearing as winning more.

espn3 has, surprisingly, been working flawlessly for me all cup - i'm in seattle.

My prediction. Belgium win 2-1. USA responds by going "Welp, guess I'll go back to making fun of soccer for another 3 and a half years now."

Literally nothing in that sentence is true.

This dipshit....

"We didn't bone!" has a nice ring to it.

Jesus Christ! Not knowing or remembering The Color Purple does not make one "culturally unaware." I am betting you don't know who Satan João is.

The people on this site, I swear to God, are the biggest bunch of self-congratulatory twits.

Braun: [Receives shot in the ass]

Boris: What's this?

Go ahead, assholes. Tell us again how "only white people and like seven Indians" care about this issue.

You can't mock someone for unoriginal thinking and conclude with haters gonna hate.

Jay Gordon! *swoon*