“We dip shits out here also provide your food ...” —

Do you think he is the only Trump vote in his precinct? (I think Melania is With Her.)

I think she’s been trolling him the whole time:

I meant to post this last week, but I came across an unexpectedly solid example of shade in the Wall Street Journal, of all places:

Another reason that we don’t see packs of kids roaming the street most places is that, with the rise of two-income households, no one is home during the day. The “pack o’ kids” model only works if there is a critical mass of parents (let’s be real, moms) around to provide snacks, band-aids, and the occasional drive to…

Chiming in with sympathies. I cannot imagine how hard it must be to lose a child.

back in the space shuttle era it was all lowercase.

What airline is this, where they help the families sit together? It sure isn’t United. All I have ever experienced is the opposite - we book seats together, then the day before they tells us those seats are gone and we have to work it out with our fellow passengers.

Corduroy & A Pocket for Corduroy by Don Freeman - it’s for younger kids, but a good example of a protagonist who’s just being a kid and happens to be black.

All the stars for this last paragraph. See you on the elliptical.

Dude, no. The people who have never met a Jewish person do not know about Passover either.

Some people bitch and moan in part because some kids are just harder than others. Sounds like you got a normal-to-easy one. I have two; once #2 showed up, I found out (in retrospect) just how hard #1 had been (and how easy #2 was by comparison).

Mine called me “ape arms” and fussed about my supposedly giant (9/9.5) feet. I was already (am still) self-conscious about my apparently giant size (5’9”); that sure didn’t help.

Magic bullet: “hm ... Where’d you look?”

#notallmen ...

Misread this as “Gerard Depardieu”, which — actually, still works just fine. Maybe it’s something about being a Gerard D.

OMFG THIS!!!

Totally agree. Middle school crier here myself. (Spelling bee. Cracked bc I couldn't spell "strength". (The irony!))

Actual LOL at "unsure whether to be scared, or if heaven had come early".

Sounds like you just started Drama class early that day. ;)