Sorry kids. Daddy’s getting a new car.

while people are calling fake, i’ve anecdotally known one person that has been *encouraged* to get a newer car to reflect their partner status in the law firm

ok i’m going to need a penguin koozie. like pronto. OR STICKERS. OMG MAKE STICKERS WITH THAT DESIGN. i need one for my miata.

1. this is a great story

IF I FITS I SITS

ok that doesn’t sound ANY better.

Meanwhile the rest of us on Michigan’s 55mph - 70mph freeways:

jesus christ. millenials are 22 - late thirties now. stop scapegoating them.

I have that same mindset with my mountain bikes. They’re already crashed.

lol how did dave NOT get to this first.

you too will find your hot wheels unicorn!

don’t pass up the normal cars too. matches my track car.

no it really is easier to see through. a lot of the minivans have giant a pillars you can fit a whole crosswalk through when waiting to turn left.

how is this not a David Tracy article

too bad the turbo was discontinued.

That sounds like mine.

it’s fine for my two kids.

They’re in development but all on the same level as prototype as the cybertruuck and rivian

/Prepares to rebuttle the parent comment.

this is why i have an old miata stripped down for the track. i do not use it for my daily.