Yeah, no.

there seems to be a strange phenomenon in small, picturesque towns where a certain mindset of resident decides that any car that isn’t so boring as to disappear from your field of vision is the Worst Possible Affront to Aesthetic Decency Ever.”

Wait, so is she no longer Fucking Matt Damon?

Something I haven’t seen mentioned in EITHER of these vampire bonming articles:

I’m ashamed to admit that pre-teen me might have jerked off to the Rusulka from Quest for Glory 4:

I feel the need to correct you here. While you’re right that cans do cool down quicker when placed into a fridge or cooler, they do NOT stay cool longer (compared to, say, those single-serving glass bottles.)

I thought Tracer stopped aging when she became
“unstuck” in time, so to speak?

No, no, no, no, no.

No worries. I also noticed they have a promo for 30% off if you get two or more different styles in your cart (though with some exceptions.) That also doesn’t stack with the warehouse deals, but 30% is more than 20%, so if the styles you want aren’t on the list that can’t get the 30% off, check to see if they applied…

No worries. I also noticed they have a promo for 30% off if you get two or more different styles in your cart…

The Spring20 code is NOT stacking for me on the Warehouse deals. It says it cannot be combined with existing offers. I then added a non-warehouse pair, entered the code, and it worked, though the 20% was only off the non-warehouse pair.

The Spring20 code is NOT stacking for me on the Warehouse deals. It says it cannot be combined with existing offers.…

Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen is good, but it’s no “R-E-C-Y-L-E, Recycle!”

Dude’s got good workworking skills, but man, someone send that guy a book on basic electrical/electronic work.

Why does the story have a picture of Benedict Cumberbatch?

Turk approves of current Lando:

Never thought I’d be so satisfied watching a video of a guy busting a nut, but here we are.

God, tell me about it.

Ironically, it’s the Indians. At least for baseball.

Please don’t encourage people to make candy apples, they’re terrible. Caramel apples only, please.

Bah, ignore this comment...damn Kinja screwing with me.