This is likely the biggest mistake I’ve ever made on Kinja, but god help me, here I go.

Well, if she was sitting with Obama, she’d be with the GOAT of Deportation and Collateral drone strike casualties. Would you expect her to confront him about that? I get the sense your article would be about all of the right-wing puds reacting to her not doing just that and enjoying a froyo.

Patrick Chung played at Oregon with Jeremiah Masoli.

Too bad it wasn’t Massachusetts where possession gets you a free lawyer, free drug treatment, an EBT card, a section 8 voucher, SNAP benefits, and Medicaid especially if you are an illegal alien. It’s called “hitting for the cycle”.

Pele over Jordan. Sorry. Truth. 

Funny considering Pele is probably a bigger name than both of them  

Messi and/or CR7 trounce Jordan in a world wide popularity contest. 

I think Messi or Ronaldo might be ahead of Jordan. Sure there’s some recency bias but everyone who’s aware of soccer knows who Messi is just like how everyone who’s aware of basketball knows who Michael Jordan is. I think more people are aware of soccer than basketball.

It’s the most common first name in the world.

I appreciate how this bold young man is calling Ross out on the mission of the charity. It’s like:

yeah well, at least these Jet updates won’t kill anybody

Holy shit this sentence is bad. 

The problem with championship parades is that they always take place on a weekday, so when New England sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending people who have jobs and contribute to society. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us.…

Karl - GOOD TO SEE YOU

man seriously shut the fuck up about crunch and the long hours. they chose to work there, they chose to make this game. review the game, not the behind the scenes shit. they’re gonna make a billion dollars off this game, i’m sure they don’t mind putting in a few extra hours. jesus fuck.

This is a weird way to tell us you drafted David Johnson first for your fantasy team.

I don’t know who did this, but thank you

He really is... all that.

The Raiders ponied up a ton of money to move to Vegas, pay a man 100 million dollars who last coached when George W Bush was in the White House, and won’t budge to pay the best defensive player in the AFC who is entering his physical prime? Are we sure Al Davis is dead??