On the list of Classic Blunders right after “Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line” is “never get in a small town turf war over a cat”

There’s only one thing that could topple this tower of a team.

Speaking of holding press conferences, didn’t Trump promise to hold one today to discuss how he would separate himself from his business? Amazing how he wasn’t able to do that, but did find the time to go on a Twitter tirade about a restaurant review and the amazingly stupid Tweet above.

If there’s one Obama conspiracy I hope is true, it’s that he’ll declare martial law and try to claim a 3rd term.

God’s Plan:
1) Create humans
2) Drown most of them
3) Die on a cross to “apologize”
4) Fuck off for the rest of time

Don’t forget about eternal damnation, killing all the children to spite one person in general, and for god’s sake, you have to FEAR the supposed leader? Where is the peace and love in that???

How’s it any weirder than a ceremony where you symbolically cannibalize a demi-god while the community elders watch. Or dipping newborns in magic water that is riddled with fecal matter? Or mutilating a newborn’s genitals as part of a contract with a deity?

You are doing the lord’s work here. Yea.. christianity isn’t any better than scientology when you consider forced birth, gay conversion therapy, the crusades, how many families shun gay children as if they were suppressive... a LOT of people have been traumatized in the name of christ. Millions more than have ever…

Not to mention a 600 year old man that built a big enough boat (by hand) to house two of each species throughout a 40 day flood...

Historically, if you wanted to receive certain sacraments or remain in good standing with the Church, you had to pay.

I don’t consider Scientology a religion…

You just answered it. Tithing. Also, indulgences are a big part of Catholic history.

Just as absurd as a virgin birth, walking on water, multiplying fish and loaves of bread, transubstantiation, and rising from the dead in my opinion. Religions are absurd.

Only one. That I didn’t kick him the nuts instead.

Knowing wrestlers, he will still die in Florida. Hopefully a lot later.

Wait, wait, wait. The New Day are now the longest reigning Tag Team in WWE history. For about half of their run, they were heels that worked to get cheap heat from the crowds until they started their babyface run about a year ago. That doesn’t seem like they aren’t taken seriously. A comedy tag-team is something like…

Never a bad time for this

This is the most logical thing about this entire story.

That article left out the best part: