Liberalism is alive and well friend. Clintonism/neoliberalism is your target. Pro-corporate, interventionist republicans who aren’t quite comfortable saying the n word out loud

“because it is 2016 and I’ve had it with White People And Their Problems”

He won the vote with white chicks - take it up with them

Don’t bring your bullshit politics into this. It’s about you being a bitch

*todays whitest, fattest take

Y’all love Boogie cause he generates content. To normal people, he’s a waste of perfectly good oxygen.

“Her co-worker, the dildo lobber,”

As the OG agro-liberal, I’d say about time. Turning the other cheek to a republican results in both cheeks getting slapped.

Point to some real anti-semitism from the left

And the hit dog hollers.

Trade? If the last 60 years has shown anything its that there would be no trade - compromise with republicans and you end up with lower corporate taxes AND no increase in taxes on cap gains. Mostly because the DNC is every bit as corporatist as the GOP, but still...

But think about what a shitty gambit that is: mortgage our entire democracy to a genuine kleptocrat or accept pay-to-play politics and possibly invading Iran. I pulled the lever for pay-to-play, but in the aftermath, I’m having less and less of a hard time blaming folks who looked at that shit and said no thanks

With idiots like you around, the DNC is finished as a political party

How is Scientology different than any mega-church?

Blind squirrel finds a nut every now and again. This time, the Scientologists are right, ALL religions are horrible. Sorry that you religionists are feeling a lil shame from your water into wine/loaves and fishes nonsense. Its every bit as stupid as Xenu.

I don’t know - Joe Smith and his golden tablets and magic underwear is pretty fucking stupid.

I dig all that, but when the Xenu part comes in, your hankles out to be raised. When I was a young impressionable lad, I went to a local mega-church cause it seemed like the thing to do. Inquisitive as I was, I asked the pastor about how he reconciled fossils vs the bible’s 6000 year old earth theory. He proceeded to…

The Vikings got theirs. Wednesday is Woden’s Day, Thursday is Thor’s Day. The entire christmas celebration minus the fake baby and wisemen

or, bow down and do as your told

Jesus, is that you?