Stupid hyperbolic headline. Lazy hackneyed writing. It is not the “best” ice cream. It might be your favorite. This is one of the most over-used headlines on Gizmodo and is a sign of sophomoric writing. “(fill in the blank) is the best (fill in the blank)“. Maybe that is all you are shooting for in your career.…

Bette is right

I tried out the rainbow eye. I had the flu and 101 fever but I couldn’t fight the urge to try it IMMEDIATELY. There were still traces the next day when I went to Urgi-Care. So I’m going to 100% try this too, but perhaps not so spontaneously. It’s gorgeous, you’re gorgeous and sometime soon I hope to be gorgeous too.

Again, many celebrities have crazy schedules, with long days of shooting and very erractic scheduling demands. Having a nanny makes plenty of sense.

Robin Thicke? More like Robin the cradle.

Full zipper crotch and ass flap. Done.

Anal is blowing for ALL of George’s money

Because everything in her life forever will be measured by Brangelina and a 5 year marriage that tabloid writers obsess over like it was their parents divorce.

AND IT’S CHICKEN LEGS! CHICKEN LEGS AT 11:08! If you had “Chicken Legs” in the Pinkham Pool, please contact Pinkham for your winnings. That’s it for this week, folks, but we still have tickets for the 50/50 draw at $3 apiece, or 5 for $10. Remember, you can’t win if you don’t play!

Also! If you’re into carrots this is delicious: http://whiteonricecouple.com/recipes/roaste…

Yet another danger of ordering off of secret menus.

A fact checker for a show that purports to be history would seem to be kind of the minimum.

I’m a vegetarian and follow the low FODMAP diet to control my IBS. It’s gluten free and fresh dairy free (like cream, milk, ricotta, etc) and I definitely freaked out and had no idea what to eat at first (a vegetarian who can’t eat beans? nooooo). I’ve been making a veggie salade niçoise a lot lately with romaine,…

Summertime vegetables are fantastic for this. I’m a big fan of ratatouille over rice, myself, but I can’t say it’s really all that easy a recipe. I mean, it’s not hard, it’s very simple, but it’s labor-intensive and time-consuming. But I’ve posted it before and people seemed to like it!

Anyway, should you want to do…

If you need to leave a boring business meeting, shit your pants. #lifehack

It’s like Comic Sans got drunk on chardonnay and started wearing a cheap pink feather boa.

I’m STILL a nanny, and I’ve been employed by many families at this point. There have been hot dads, for sure (and not so hot ones) and STILL, the thought of screwing one of the dads legitimately makes me want to throw up. I don’t get these people. It’s simple: Dads: stop fucking the woman who is in charge of the well…