... I mean, The Boy Who Cried Wolf is still a well-known fable because it’s still remarkably relevant to modern society. When someone has done tons of “pranks” in the past that involve lying about something happening to him (including one specifically about being racially profiled for being Muslim), I think it’s…

If the 5th/4th harmony girls start trash talking each other, we’ll have Dis-harmony.

Maybe she’s buying the shirt in installments.

My new fav gif is just so perfect

BELLA LMAO STAHP

there is a special ab make up, to make abs look abbier

Can I just say that on a brain level I’m like ‘Oh so cool Harry and Ms Markle are together, I wish them best of luck! Love that he’s not dating another bland upper middle class English white girl who’s been chasing him since St Andrews days (looking at you Kate cough cough)’

Bobby, please make “Miscellaneous LMAO” a staple of Dirt Bag. It was fun!

Yes! You get exactly 14 boob displays no more no less. Exactly 14 and if it’s more you’re a total slut. There’s a definite amount of cleavage you can have in your life. Silver tiger knows how much that is. Ask her if you’re unsure if you’ve met that limit.

Fuck I love Mariah Carey. Do your whole thing girl, rock the boobs and thigh-high boots.

Seeing that you can write complete sentences, I’d say you are well ahead of him. Carry on.

This. Everyone needs a hobby. If I had her money and her body, that would probably be mine. Alas, I have neither, so my hobbies are currently wearing a lot of glittery eyeshadow and trying to figure out highlighter.

If a guy cheats, it’s because of his own shit, not anyone else’s.

Let Mariah and her boobs run free like the elusive chanteuse unicorn she is. #Blessed.

Mimi is happy with her boobs, and I am happy for her. Actually, she probably spent an hour getting glammed up to point them at that big ol’ Christmas tree for Instagram. It’s hard work. Your assistant has to get the Air BnB for you, and pack for you, and tell you to point your boobs at the tree. It’s hard work. Be…

Counter point: Mariah never put them away. You rock. Please keep being extra.

As long as you don’t have a kid as a way to get the attention of the press than you are light-years ahead of them.

I finally have something in common with the Kardashian sisters. I too, am Over It.

Rob Kardashian makes me want to be a better man because I really do not want to be like him even though I am presently unemployed, a little thicker than usual, and am smoking too much weed. But I am going to make my mom proud and stop tokin up!

But the conversations you can have with it are so realistic it’s worth it.