Pure poetry

When I worked in a feminist sex shop, we frequently used them (and the vibrators) as imaginary microphones for singing along to Lauryn Hill and whatnot.

Yes, this part (emphasis mine) seemed to be an exquisite description of both the burger and trump himself.

It’s more likely to have cash than any other store, because people may want to avoid having that purchase showing up on their bank and card statements. Not that there’s anything wrong with buying sex toys.

How did a copy/pasted email exchange between 2 other people involve any bias on the part of Rich?

I’m having difficulty understanding Margaret Cho’s perspective here. It sounds like Tilda was up front about the issues, expressed her desire to do something about it and sought advice from someone who is in a good position to provide it. And Cho’s responses were thoughtful and measured as well. Not sure what got lost…

Right??? I feel that this is the real story here, like a little gem wrapped up inside shade court.

Whipping Sex Toys at His Face

It’s just navel gazing.

“United States Navel Academy”. I need a ruling: is Kara throwing shade by referring to the Naval Academy as the Navel Academy?

From the Associated Press in regards to John Mayer:

I did spend part of a rauncus evening with him once

Preach. Get those fucking dogs out of my fucking supermarket. You do not let your dog lick the shopping carts or other shoppers and then get all wounded when someone yells at you to take your fucking little non-service-Poopsie outside and keep it there. Those fucking people make me sick. Keep your fucking dog out of…

“Well, we didn’t think you meant anything, sir. You never mean anything. You’re a lunatic.”

The post does mention the cat was brought in for pest control, so Browser is a working cat. I’m a cat person too (obvious by my picture), I like that there is a legit reason to have a cat on the premises that’s more than cats just being awesome.

Librarian here. The matter of library cats is a controversial one, but a majority in the library world come down on their side. One of the main reasons actually is health and allergies — the reactions to pesticides, rodents, and rodent matter are typically way worse than to a cat.

I know, right? The cat was adopted by the library. The library is Browser’s home. The dog does not live at city hall.

I love this idea because I’m a cat fanatic. But not everyone is. As a former vet nurse I say it’s not always a good idea. I had a friend who spent much of his time in his favorite bookstore, until they got a cat. He is deathly allergic. He was depressed and angry when he was no longer able to visit.

“Well sir, the cat is an employee of the library. He’s in charge of pest control. If you’d like I can give you an employment application, and you could have your dog fill it out. We’ll get back to him in a week or so once we’ve had an opportunity to review all applicants.”