Wow, what an original and in no way simplistic take on veganism. You sure know your subject matter.

Yeah. My guy responds to “Hey!” Or I’ll go “Yayawhoopiwhoop” until he turns to face me.

Don’t eat your pals!

Here you go *Spoiler Review: “It’s fucking disgusting,” me - a vegetarian.

That was an extraordinarily stupid food description. If it’s parmigiana, it isn’t vegan, and if it’s imitation chicken, it’s imitation chicken, not vegan chicken. Ain’t no such thing as vegan chicken. Or vegan parmigiana.

When I was about 8 I grabbed a gun shaped lighter and pointed it at my Aunt’s head. Only it wasn’t a fucking lighter, but rather a loaded handgun.

Your brother in law is a fucking idiot.

Dude needs to slow his roll. If you’re named something as bullshit as Anderson East you need to stop judging anyone for anything.

Vegan chicken parmigiana is the most disturbing combination of letters I’ve seen today. And it’s been a disturbing day. I can get behind the bottle of wine though

I go the other way and just let everyone know in advance I’m going to call them Blake.

What is that weirdness under the chimp’s foot? It looks like it’s either peeing or casting a spell with its big toe. I choose the latter because a wizard chimp would be rather awesome.

raison de dumpé

That cat has NO TIME for your shit, even if you are dead

“she accidentally called Anderson ‘Blake’ one night in bed!”  

Thank you. This needs to be addressed immediately.

I call bullshit on Double Creature unless the cat sees dead people too.

Action movie idea: all stunts performed by cats who look nothing like the person they’re doubling for. Might be hard to follow the plot, but I think it would be worth it.

Thanks for the laugh out loud re: Christmas babies. I needed that today, seriously.

“I think Miranda’s boyfriend overreacted. I mean, I like to call my own name in bed too.”

That cat lookalike bullshit is why there is suffering in the world.