It’s okay, she’s a Demi-goddess.

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“I am so delighted, ecstatic, over the moon, out of body, a runaway bride,” Dickinson told ET just before saying “I do.”

Or The Daily Heil.

I do not know why I read this. I hate the daily mail with a hatred as firey as a thousand burning suns. I wish nothing but ill on all those who write for and buy the evil hate-filled rag.

I feel like at a certain point, age appropriate is just ‘two consenting adults.’ At some point if you find love, hang on to it!

The Daily Fail are vile though. And fascists.

Well, considering she was raped by her father and later Bill Cosby, I have trouble being too snarky. You’re right that “Rocky” seems like a good guy. That show also introduced me to Big Ang.

Not gonna lie. No DICKHEAD is going to stop me from eating sausage.

The Daily Mail: So many Richards, so little time!

PEOPLE WONDER WHY I USE ALL CAPS.

I always read the Mail headlines as Scooby Doo’s voice in my head. The ALL CAPS words get his questioning inflection.

Would listen

Tobey Maguire and Demi Moore?! That, sir, is a ghostly web of lies.

And Vin would be making treacly Christmas albums?

tbh I too would have someone sing “You Don’t Own Me” at my wedding. Gotta be clear on that one, even in matrimony this bitch doesn’t belong to no man. (Except in a monogamy way. Property way/rights way/up-to-the-twentieth-century way, hell no.)

Wow, this is very sad. No snark, I hope everyone ends up in a healthy place and that they can truly put those kids first.

Its too early for that kind of negativity. Mariah would be in F&F movies.

I would rather spend all day thinking about both of these stories than have to look at one more headline about the Great Cheeto destroying this country.

Well, I GAF. I love HGTV, and they have two young children. Scary and sad situation and I wish them well.