Pretty well-spoken and polite tot, at that. My neph is a tot and he greeted me by licking my sweater last weekend, so, yeah...

Only sometimes? My car gets no miles starting Friday 3:30pm.

I don’t know how people do “successful” living. All of it sounds so freaking exhausting. I can’t even commit to seeing friends on the weekend cause sometimes I just want to do nothing.

Obviously Chyna ignored Kris because Kris was having sex with Scott at the time, duh!

And I’m telling you those are damn near impossible to find, unless they’re the more athletic type stuff. And not everyone can get away with those at work.

Every time I see Amal Clooney’s name in print, my mind reads Anal. Every. Single. Time. It fills me with joy, which is a rare commodity these days.

Team Maggie. I can’t imagine how annoying it would be to have strangers want to take pictures with me when I’m just out minding my own business.

And next week we find out Chyna’s baby is actually Scott’s?!

Oh no! I’m finding it hard to continue writing, as my mind won’t stop imagining what it would be like if we shared a bed and precious bodily fluids.

so, wait, everyone in that family fucked Scott, even Rob???

a_blackpanther is right. And she’s triply right about formal clothes. Maybe one out of 50 formal dresses would have pockets and then it would be all about pockets as a statement.

Totally agree. Pockets quite rare on women’s clothes unless you are wearing a very traditional jacket with a pants suit. And even if you went that route, you’d have maybe a pocket at each hip. There’s no equivalent to pocket squares and inner jacket pockets the way men’s suits do.

BAHAHAHA

We have to lug around a stupid clutch, meaning we only have one free hand for drinks, hors d’oeuvres etc all evening. Someone should design a formal fanny pack

I really want a diagram for wearing a dress.

Mainly because I don’t want to carry a purse and I need ideas people.

But for women, we’re still best to put our phones in our bras, right? You know, for those situations where you aren’t carrying purse, but still need your phone nearby despite your clothes having no pockets.

I’d definitely be making a fashion statement as the only person at the wedding or funeral with a briefcase.

Have you ever brought a briefcase to a wedding? It gets awkward.

If a pickpocket can get your wallet from your inside breast pocket without you noticing, then bravo, more power to him. :-)