Also, the Beast KNOWS HE IS TERRIBLE. That’s why he locks himself away for years and years. If Donald Trump were magically transformed into a half-man, half-beast hybrid, A) That might actually be an improvement and B) He’d call the enchantress a pathetic hater, then saunter/waddle down to the village and throw ducats…

I would say Trump is more of a Gaston, without the handsomeness (yes I went there). Omg that would make Chris Christie his Lafou. And the really creepy guy from asylum is Rudy Giuliani. The blonde triplets are the whites women that love Trump. Omg i could do this all night.

Also I don’t think Trump can read and has no use for a library.

Nah, Emma’s pretty awesome.

Sorry, she wants nothing to do with you.

People complaining the Beast is too ugly is rather ironic considering the whole point of the movie is Belle falling in love with him as a person, not for his looks. Sigh.

Something tells me Emma is saying to herself, “The Beast is nothing like that expired salmon roll, you fucking idiot.”

Thank you so much for this post; I couldn’t agree with you more. Beast is a fractured soul that finds his path in redemption: Trump is like an ugly Gaston. Especially since he would say “How can you read this without any pictures?”.

Bloom is Blooming again , eeehhhhhh ????

The big difference is that the Beasr shows he’s capable of change and becoming a man worthy of Belle’s love. I have yet to see evidence Drumpf is capable of that level of self reflection and change even if he wanted to. Also, pro tip, typing on a phone wearing weight lifting gloves is fucking HARD!

I’m going to make that guy spend time with my mother, a woman who could pick a fight in an empty room.

I need to tell Jezebel how this site and the people within have been the primary thing (besides my friends and family) keeping me from descending into a deep depression and despair. I am so worried for loved ones and strangers alike who are POC, Muslims, and members of the LGBTQ community. I have an androgynous…

I guess I’d think that the friend in question would know way more about Gwyneth Paltrow’s books, gluten-free products, and vegan cheese. If this person was actually my friend, I’d get her something completely unrelated to her diet. If I wanted to be passive-aggressive, I wouldn’t spend money on a gift for her at all.

I went to an Adult Swim roadshow drive-in event and they played a few shows that hadn’t been aired yet. One of them was that million dollar world peace bullshit. The mixture of people at the event was roughly 50/50 men to women. We all watched that episode and it was fucking crickets. Like someone stepped on the fun…

Woke bae

Santino wasn’t well liked on set which sucks because I think he’s incredibly talented and really liked his character so I was hoping for growth there but the way it was set up from the beginning of this season I knew he had to be leaving. I just really hope the whole Josh thing is over and done with because I’m so…

An EpiPen. It’s high priced so they know you aren’t a cheap bastard while showing that you really care.

Ooh, I found Nibble Chocolate while hunting for Pokemon at Old Town (nothing but Rattatas, but there were a bunch of Scythers up the hill around the Junipero Serra museum. Also found a loquat tree).

kinda unrelated... but when i was working the kitchen in a pub we had a guy come in very clearly anounce his nut allergy and make damn sure his food contained absolutely no nuts....