Happy birthday to your brother.

I’m sorry I have no idea what to say, but have a hug and cat picture

Is the baby foot thing suitable for diabetics? If it is, my mum’s getting it for Christmas

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Aah I’m actually on time for SNS tonight, after missing it the last few weeks.

I love it! My friend and I laugh everytime. He found it on Google images, although he couldn’t remember his exact search to find it 

I’m not sure where this is from, my friend sent it to me

It took me a couple of reads to realise you didn’t mean toilet paper.

He’s at Thrillist

That’s probably the best reason I shouldn’t go online after having my meds

What about sims freeplay on your phone?

Thank you

Hello lovely people

You could donate in their name.

The week my sister died. She had some of her birth family living in Chicago and decided to visit them after she and her husband got married. While she was there on holiday, she found out she was pregnant and decided to stay there for a few years to raise her baby with her birth family, then come back to us.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines Just in case you or anyone else needs it.

I almost sharted while in Lidl’s the other day. Luckily a lovely lady who was working there heard me say I needed to find the toilets quickly and took me to the staff toilets so I could go. Her reasoning was ‘I’d rather take two minutes off the shop floor and help someone, rather than make them face the indignity of…