Shit or backless chairs?

Totally of topic but when my sister was pregnant with her first baby, her mother was causing trouble for her (long story involving a lot of abuse, and her cousin looking through medical records and announcing my sisters pregnancy before she could) and my sister wanted to keep the baby’s gender and name secret until…

A lady I knew at college named her son Rowin (or was it Rowyn? IDK something like that,) so not quite the same, but almost.

The only Jennifer I knew (she’s in her late forties now) used to demand if she met anyone called Jennifer, Jenny or Jen that they change their name because its HER name and she’s not sharing it. Unfortunately she also has a very common surname as well.

I may have PCOS and I got an Implanon implant when I was 17 and its hands down the second worst thing I’ve done (the worst being my boyfriend at the time.) I bled non stop for 6 months, had terrible cramps to the point I couldn’t move and fainted a lot from it. I ended up anaemic and needed to get it taken out early.…

Have you tried coconut oil on a cotton bud? That always gets mine off, or olive oil is supposed to be good as well but I’ve never tried it, so can’t vouch for it.

Try regular hairspray. I used to do it as a broke goth teenager and never had any skin problems. I’m in my twenties now and all the makeup setting sprays I’ve tried I’ve ended up covered in spots. I tried hairspray again to see if it would make me break out and surprisingly I’m okay with it. It may work for you as…

I’ve made closer and better friends on tumblr than in real life. I have a lot of physical and mental health issues and I swear the tumblr friends are so much better because although I talk to them as often as I can, they aren’t physically by me and somehow that makes it easier on us. A few of them have health issues…

Do you look like Harry Potter?

I’ve had it happen to me in tesco where the wheels actually locked up. Guess who went headfirst into a trolley full of groceries.

I’ve done it, but only because my ex bought a pack of 3 from the pound shop and I didn’t trust they were right so I bought my own to do as well.

Avril Lavigne. Nope he married Kristen Bell in 2013.

No like a jacket or something. I wore a white tshirt yesterday and I’m convinced the only reason it stayed white is because I had a bright purple hoodie on as well.

Easy trick for foundation, buy white foundation and mix a blob in with your regular foundation. I swear by it.

Wear something else over the top.

My adopted sister died 3 weeks ago and I really fucking miss her. She had uterine and cervical cancer which spread to her blood, bones and lungs. She was the most beautiful, funny kind, caring person you could ever meet. She had 4 babies ( she adopted Hannah, then found out she was pregnant with Maya so there’s only a…

Or bartenders making you do a pregnancy test and have an ultrasound ‘just in case’.

Hope you’re okay.

My friend and her daughter’s father aren’t in a relationship (they were friends with benefits that resulted in a baby), and the grief her parents give her for ‘being a single mother’ when the baby’s father and his family have supported her all through the pregnancy, birth and now bringing up the baby. He just says…

I’m sorry, I just wanted an excuse to use this.