Sadly not, although I definitely prefer your version. Mums always been really open and honest about childbirth and my brother has known since he was little he was born down the toilet and he jokes about ‘that’s why I’m a little shit now’ much to mum’s despair.

My brother was born down the toilet. My mum definitely knew she was pregnant, he was just super speedy.

I found this, is it any good? http://www.finecraftguild.com/15-incredibly-… If I can move past just getting the chain right and start properly crocheting, I’m making myself a couple of these hats.

I had a similar thing when I was at college. I used to be a total goth (now only about 25-30 % goth),I have really pale skin anyway and I’d wear loads of black winged eyeliner, mascara and black lipstick, so to begin with people were kinda scared of me. They all calmed down though eventually when they realised I…

Same here. I think it’s why I like commenting online so much-it’s the anonymity of it all.

Thank you. I was worried about showing my whole face as well.

I forgot to mention- the girls names aren’t actually Jade and Jenna, ‘Jade’s real name is a gemstone but he always referred to her as Ruby because he was an asshole, and I can’t actually remember ‘Jenna’s real name and Jenna was the first name to pop into my head so to protect the innocent, their names have been…

My thoughts exactly. Worse again, he hid her away while she was pregnant, told kids from the school he was running out of school catch up classes if you’d missed anything and he was doing extra tutoring out of school and told everyone he’d had an argument with the headteacher, when he’d actually been sacked for…

It gets worse. She’s special needs (I’m not sure whats wrong with her, but she was pretty bad in terms of looking after herself) and he was a teacher at school and groomed her from the age of about 12, when she started developing. He used her special needs as an excuse to ‘teach’ her in a tiny, windowless room away…

A girl I went to school with used to do that with her ex. When they split up, he had control and tried posting things ‘from her’ about how she regretted having kids and tried posting naked photos of her ‘from her’. I dunno what’s happened to either of them now, but I hope her kids are safe away from them both.

Sorry you’re having so many problems. I had a bad time at slimming world because of the people there and the leaders. I have rheumatoid arthritis and seizures among other health issues and the one leader used to get so nasty with me because I wasn’t training for a marathon or exercising seven hours a day and tell me I…

Is just my eyes okay?

Thank you!

I’ll practice this week and get back to you with a tutorial next week. Do you want pictures of my face or just any picture online already with winged eyeliner?

I wish my brother had lost the ability to be any kind of ragey while he was ill. Instead he attempted to shout without a voice and wondered why no-one heard him first then why we laughed..

I’ll get practicing and get back to you hopefully next week with a tutorial. Is winged eyeliner okay? Thats one of the few looks I can do brilliantly.

Mines more cosplay style makeup, would that be okay? Or would you rather everyday style makeup? Also your blog looks totally awesome :)

I’m glad you’re getting better :) My brother had a shock when he got his voice back, he woke up one morning and tried talking to my mum and screamed with shock because he had his voice back out of the blue.

He’s fine now, but he was really ill over Christmas and in January and his work are arseholes and refused to let him have time off, then stuck him in speaking roles all day everyday. I hope you feel better soon.

I’m now following you :) Would you accept submissions or would you rather keep it all you?