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I’m 26 and can’t even get that

I remember when I was about eleven or so, reading an interview in a magazine with a stuntwoman, and she kept repeating all through the interview that every time you stepped foot on set you were putting your life, and depending on the stunt, quite possibly other lives at risk. She said the slightest wrong move, and

I’m not sure about legality, but five years ago when I was planning my wedding, that purple was the colour we chose for the bridesmaid dresses. It’s been around for a while, it’s not a new colour.

I like that as well. I particularly like how they decided to do theirs, none of them knew that the men were planning to propose. One night, both couples were at their own homes, when they proposed. When the couples met the next day, both women shoved their left hand in the others face and shouted ‘he proposed!*’

I hope your grandmother feels better soon. It’s always nice to talk to family when you’re ill.

I’m sorry for your loss, and happy belated birthday.

Evening Jezzies, how are you all today?

This was a lady who works in Tesco, but wasn’t working at the time, who chats every time she sees me or my mum. She had bought herself some new makeup and I asked her where her lipstick was from, because she has a similar colouring to me and I wanted one like it. Then a man who had been scowling and glaring at us the

I asked a lady in Tesco what lipstick she was wearing last week, and a miserable old man snapped at me and told me I was being inappropriate, and creepy, so now I’m worrying about am I being creepy when I’m trying to be nice 

I hope this doesn’t sound creepy, but you look super pretty :)

Is he trying to look like Aladdin, or like he shit himself?

Four Weddings is the British version, I’m not sure if the American version is Four Brides.

People apply, I think. I think its along the lines of Don’t Tell The Bride and the like

I’m in England, and it’s the whole town I live in can’t get Netflix. My brother watches a lot of programmes on Putlocker, I’ll ask him if it’s on there.

At least you tried it and know it’s not worth wasting your time again.

Sadly Netflix doesn’t work where I live, which I’m gutted about because I’d love to see GLOW. I always loved going to see the wrestling with my Nan, and GLOW seems right up my alley. 

Congratulations to you and Middle Child!

I do! I get my nan to help with sewing, but if you don’t have anyone to help with sewing tyr looking in local sewing/craft shops if anyone is doing sewing lessons. Also start simple and move on to more complicated things when you’ve been sewing for a while and can do it. I started making three complicated cosplays and

Congratulations! Sending you good thoughts and vibes!

Evening Jezzies, how are you all tonight?