However many said guys there are, we can be assured each and every one of them will be showing up on each and every Deadspin football article’s comments to tell us all about their changing viewing habits.

“Now, according to Stephen A. Smith, Gilbert’s not actually all that broken up about this, because he’ll finally ‘get my team back’.”

The worst part about this is all of the lying. Wait, nevermind, it’s the raping and assaulting.

Young wasn’t going to do anything until he saw the two security guys and realized the only thing they could chase down was a calzone with a beer.

i am not allowed to put my hands in my pockets because that would be concealing a deadly weapon. also my girlfriend is super hot but you don’t know her.

#1 Lion fan — lion on the ground, that is.

It’s like my dad always says, [three minute voicemail of car noises and AM radio, muffled by his pocket].

“It’s not over yet. We still have a chance to come back and win it all.”

I don’t get how the Warriors always winning is somehow worse or less entertaining than watching Lebron win year after year.

Also, Wayne Gretzky never won a single Super Bowl. Talk about a lack of grit.

🗣Talk THAT talk, @stephencurry30 *NSFW*

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“The Bucks should not hire this coach because there is the possibility that some person will become obsessed with them, and then kidnap, poison, and hold them hostage. Then eventually they will eat the coach. It’s really a horrible situation, and I can’t believe people behave this way. It’s disgusting.”

Looks like some people wore flip flops to a Crocs party, man.

Will SOMEBODY please think of the four or five pairs of Oakleys that got stepped on in this video???

Maybe Bolts players should stop spreading peanut butter on their face before the games.

I don’t know, those guys look like pussies

A good band photo should be a mix of dudes looking cool/tough along with one being indifferent/bored. I give you:

I was demoted because I was white & I made too much.

I feel pretty comfortable keeping MJ as the GOAT while simultaneously calling LeBron the best ever. May seem contradictory, but people talk about “greatness” and playing ability in different in enough terms that I feel they can be kept separate.