This is going to piss off so many people. Oh God! It’s beautiful.

“Anyway, you can get what’s essentially a Keurig for baby formula now.”

PICTURED: Donald giving this lady the D

so perfect that he should NOW be drafted and sent to Vietnam

absolutely beautiful trash. wonderful trash. a yuuuge, gorgeous pile of trash. a pile of trash that will make america great again.

Someone explain this to me. Is it just a release of the results of a physical he just got or are they just gonna drop his entire medical records on us? Because I’m hoping it’s just all his records. I know my records would be hilarious.

I haven’t had good sleep in a week thanks to a 16 month baby getting 4 molars at once. Where is my technique to stop the insane level of nighttime screaming? (Don’t think I still won’t try this) please saintly Doctor, I’m begging you.

Wasteland Uterus would be a fucking great name for an all-female punk band.

oh my god, the tiny baby faces. could this be a twinge in my frozen-solid ovaries? Is that an ache in my wasteland uterus?

.......nope. It’s just cold breakfast pizza making itself known again.

Now if only I had a screaming baby. I never thought I’d say that, but I want to try this shit out.

I like his little “this is a good baby” ... ::smooch:: at the end. Like kissing the top of its little head was just an involuntary reaction to seeing a baby head. This guy really likes kids!

That’s what kills me about a certain type of Christian — when they use Jesus as a “Get out of jail free” card. Sometimes literally, as in “I’ve repented, surely the state/my victims should forgive me like God has forgiven me.”

Yes. This is not a mental health issue. It’s a violence against women issue. Carly Fiorina, Jason Chaffetz, and the rest of that garbage pile are directly and personally responsible for this bullshit.

It would be a mistake to write this guy off as a random lunatic when he represents everything fundamentalist religions stand for. They seem to love forgiving men for crimes like abuse and rape and then go out of their way to demonize women for accessing legal health care.

well I’m shocked.

You guys, he doesn’t hate women. He just loves embryos.

Fer fuck’s sake. When did health care become “violence?”

I think the foot soldiers actually believe it. This is why teaching critical thinking is important. Looking at you, Texas.

Hey, just a suggestion, but we should maybe not use “Planned Parenthood” as shorthand for this shooting the way we use “Columbine”, “Sandy Hook”, or “9/11”.