i just got back from the parade and i smell like a hundred unwashed assholes and i need my feet iced for the next hour. after 2 vicodin imma watch footage of the cubs speeches in grant park. then imma watch inning 10 about 6 times in its entirety, then imma watch montero’s grand slam, russell’s grand slam, and a…

People waited for 108 years and you’re telling them to stop celebrating two days later? Yeah, no, we’re gonna gloat about this for years to come and the best part will be seeing people like you get pissed off about it for no reason. So save some of that bitchy mood, because you’ll be using it for a long time.

Hamilton, as a life-long Cubs fan who has waited well over 30 years for this to happen (which is not even that long relative to most other Cub fans), I just want to tell you this in regard to you asking us to “get over it”.