Ah, this is really agonizing. If we kill the win, do we fuck the loss and marry the draw?

I'm sorry your dad doesn't like you. Maybe you could be a better son.

I like to make 2 packs (any 2'll do), place slice of American cheese on bottom of bowl, pour hot ramen on top, then squirt ribbons of sriracha therein.

I am 99% certain that Joan is Brad's wife, they are super passive-aggressive, and this is an internet version of the type of argument they normally have through their couple friends who can only tolerate them after several glasses of wine.

I have a feeling that it was probably just a guess.

but the purple-and-gold color scheme makes me think this guy might just be a Laker fan who repurposed this shirt from a past Lakers-Celtics series

I can't believe you fucked this up. Peanut butter and pickles is number one. There's not even a close second.

Finally! At least now some Cardinals will know what it feels like to get fucked by the less fortunate!

Yale sweaters are actually surprisingly hard to come by.

When interviewed post game lincecum simply replied, "man i wish it was a one hitter"