Ah, this is really agonizing. If we kill the win, do we fuck the loss and marry the draw?

I'm sorry your dad doesn't like you. Maybe you could be a better son.

I like to make 2 packs (any 2'll do), place slice of American cheese on bottom of bowl, pour hot ramen on top, then squirt ribbons of sriracha therein.

Fat Lee was the best Lee.

I would argue the Angel made the biggest 180 of the show. He bangs Buffy then becomes super evil.

I am 99% certain that Joan is Brad's wife, they are super passive-aggressive, and this is an internet version of the type of argument they normally have through their couple friends who can only tolerate them after several glasses of wine.

I have a feeling that it was probably just a guess.

but the purple-and-gold color scheme makes me think this guy might just be a Laker fan who repurposed this shirt from a past Lakers-Celtics series

I can't believe you fucked this up. Peanut butter and pickles is number one. There's not even a close second.

I don't see the turn for the absurd. This is someone expressing regret at not fully communicating with their partner during a long relationship.

I assume you meant to say "poll" but this is much better: "YEAH! It's Fillion, everyone in the pool!"

Awesome news, since we're not on Deadspin I can say congrats Drew! I had the pleasure of going to one his readings a few months ago and he seems like a solid guy.

Finally! At least now some Cardinals will know what it feels like to get fucked by the less fortunate!

Yale sweaters are actually surprisingly hard to come by.

When interviewed post game lincecum simply replied, "man i wish it was a one hitter"

I'd be more inclined to accept that argument if A) there wasn't already a long and extant history of casting discrimination against non-white actors, B) the books themselves didn't indicate the Dornish to be of a darker hue than the rest of the Westerosi, C) the series didn't aim for the high degree of realism that it…

I disagree that Braavosi should be white. They are originally slaves from Valyria and migrated there just 300 years prior from somewhere close to Slaver's Bay in the Lands of the Long Summer. Most of the Rhoynish and Dothraki shown so far are also darker, so it makes more sense that Braavos, although more north than…