Seriously. And Babaghanoush got a dog of a first round matchup.

Jagr: "What is it mean, this concept?"
Brodeur: "Y'know... it means you go both ways."
Jagr: "This seems unnatural to me. This is not the way I was raised."

To make perfectly clear, the one softly saying, "Yeah Jeets" was Alex Rodriquez watching from the closet.

My apologies to Same Sad Echo—that's pretty close—but completely unintentional. Different—but just bearly.

And that's the sort of gritty intangible that makes the show great, even if the numbers don't reflect it.

Agreed. Nonis is not my idea of a particularly competent GM. And Clarkson was a bad deal that looks even worse after what he did in the preseason. But who knows. When the cap skyrockets that deal may look better a few years from now when it's not such a huge percentage. My main concern with the offseason is they…

"28th Place? Fingers crossed!!"

I have been excessively exposed to Ricky Bobby, and cannot take this seriously. I look at the ads and see Ricky Bobby. I read the review and think Ricky Bobby. I chew Big Red and I think Ricky Bobby.

Real eyes realize real thighs.

Those are pops. It's called pop.

So, Foodspin, let's say hypothetically I've got this enormous 20-story gas grill/steaming basket hybrid, and I've come into possession of some food-grade frogs...

Can we discuss how garlic is the king of all flavors? That aroma when garlic hits hot butter ???

Albert, what's your position on serving full anchovies on a Caesar salad, which seems to be increasingly the hip thing to do in trendy restaurants where concepts such as not making your diners puke during their salad course are seen as woefully de rigueur.

"If you imagine you're good at soccer, then, you are."

I look forward to Chase Utley's response to this one.

You laugh. In 1860 Martha Grace wrote the following letter to the England cricket captain:

I am writing to ask you to consider the inclusion of my son, E. M. Grace – a splendid hitter and most excellent catch – in your England XI. I am sure he would play very well and do the team much credit. It may interest you to…

YOU TAKE THE GOOD YOU TAKE THE BAD YOU TAKE THEM ALL AND THERE YOU HAVE THE FACT THAT SWEETENED ICED TEA SUCKS

Yeah whatever, you pretentious dicks.

God, I've never seen a bronze plaque with eyes that are wet.