Here’s the kicker...he’s a puncher.

This has become standard practice in my family too. I get to the rents around kickoff, turn off phone notifications, get snacks setup, make sure the giant inflatable dude’s in the front yard, grab a cold one, then press play on the paused kickoff.

I DVR everything these days. Go do something else while the game starts and then show up a couple of hours in. Skip skip skip. Game over.