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I can almost appreciate living in a front-plate state, just to give that space something to do.

You just wanted me to have the phrase “Hong Kong rom-com” in my head all day.

Okay, done with the internet now.

The movie is called “9 to 5" but the story clearly takes place over the course of several days!

Hey, Leonia is the next town over from me. Maybe I’ll swing by later today and see if they have any brochures left.

“This man appears to have been shot two, three-hundred times!”

And here we sit, still waiting for an hour-long police procedural based on the Empire Today jingle...

Then again, if they start making pizza with roots, it might actually taste better.

All right, smartypants. Take a hot dog, slice it, and put it between two Klondike bars. What do you have then?

I once knew an astronaut-dracula, does that count?

And my Dove Men+Care Elements Dry Spray: Mineral Powder + Sandalwood!

Aren’t we all?

That’s the closet...

No worries, the airbag is also made out of Gorilla Glass.

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It’s what they don’t tell you about having a toddler:

I say Guster when I mean Gomez, and I say Gomez when I mean Guster! I tell ya, it’s non-stop hijinks at our house! Someone should make a show!

To the end of my days, this will always bother me about the Blockbuster logo:

I’m trying to push my wallet through the screen, but it’s not working!

Unofficially though....it’s still yours truly.