My next car’s dashboard better have a spot to plug in 2 potatoes or I will send a strongly-worded letter to my congressman.

I don’t know—if I didn’t play any of the first 1,885 games in this series do you recommend I start with this one?

Can Jimbob Ghostkeeper do what Billie-Jo Skeleton couldn’t?  Fingers Crossed!

If only they had put it in Regularsizeapolis, you wouldn’t need to ask.

Hey, don’t get carried away.

No Hey Dude, no sale.

A man, a plan, a canal: Lisa Bonet

Fish!

+1, lost an electron

Get out of my brain!

Is this a good time to talk about my idea for a Small Wonder/Mr. Belvedere crossover reboot, set in present-day New Orleans?

If they were smart, they’d make one of the mystery flavors chicken.

Wait, there’s going to be a 2021???  Spoiler warning, please.

What is next?

Now how would you smuggle one of those in to a prison? It’s not like you can put chocolate inside a ca-oh, wait.

Everyone knows that on Valentine’s Day, a reserved table with waiter service at White Castle is where it’s at.

I can set an alarm for half past Silverhawks, you’ll just have to keep hitting snooze until then.

It doesn’t start to sink in until the fifth or sixth time.

Regular orange cola doesn’t imbue you with the knowledge and power of the orange’s ancestors.

Can’t wait for Skyscraper 2: Scrape Sky-er