I hear things were pretty chill during the Great Depression—I mean, why else would they call it that?

3P3T3H P3RF3CTHR33 Part 3: The Third One

This is nothing! I once read an entire 72-ounce steak, from start to finish, in less than an hour!

I hear the Kindle version tastes better.

Don't eat the dark chocolate mini ones, though!

Dick Shooter: The Musical!

And who will stand against the rising tide of nostalgia before the crushing weight of our collective memory destroys us all? Will it be you?

Pan Am and Washington Mutual?

Adamantium.

"Alexa, play some Foghat!"

Again with the metric system! What is that in Fahrenheit?

Guys, we are finally gonna get to see the unaired 14th episode of Free Spirit that was supposed to air on January 21st, 1990! ON PINS AND NEEDLES OVER HERE

The internet's less creepy than those wooden gargoyles in the fourth book.

Left one in the fridge for a year and would check on it from time to time. Wouldn't ya know? Same mold.

ish?

My zip code is DASH DASH DASH DASH DASH, DASH DASH DOT DOT DOT…

I bet if you wire a bunch of those racks together, you'd have one killer antenna on your hands. Way to go down swinging, 'Shack!

For some reason I have face blindness for Tom Hardy, and only Tom Hardy. So please don't walk up to me and tell me you're Tom Hardy because I WILL BELIEVE YOU.

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Have a vummy Mummy summy, everybummy!