Funny how, in the GOP world view - kicking vulnerable populations off of foodstamps is their *highest priority* (a tiny tiny fraction of the budget) - YET TOTALLY LOOK THE OTHER WAY on things like leaving $12 billion in unmarked cash to vanish in Iraq.

First base is them knowing that you exist.

I adore semi-colons. It’s possible I annoy my friends and colleagues with my frequent use of semi-colons.

OR they are over the age of 35 and just can’t let a sentence go without proper punctuation because they weren’t raised that way. Cher excepted because she has the soul of a teenager I suppose.

Hold up... I thought Lucas got bought out. She killed him? I mean, I didn’t like the prequels either, but that seems harsh, Carrie.

What I understand now perfectly reading your serious question is that even for underwears, men have modelated a world of “sexy” vision of panties and bras, letting out the practical side of it (remember the corset). So what you see with disgust, I see it like more confortable and logical for woman well-being.

One of my main joys about the new Muppet Show is the development of Uncle Deadly’s character. He was always one of my favorite characters as a kid, and making him the slightly catty wardrobe handler pleases me to no end.

i am officially leaving ohio in 2 weeks and i’m trying to hold on to my county residence desperately because it’s one of the few counties that matters during elections.

Having grown up in Texas public schools in a city with one of the highest teen pregnancy rates in the country, this jives well with my own experience. Girls used oral contraceptives to attempt abortion pretty regularly. Not to mention the even more dangerous methods. It’s a serious problem that’s only getting worse.

Yup. With the combination of no parental benefits and treating basic healthcare as if it’s some sort of luxury item, it boggles my mind that people still pretend the United States is a developed nation. A large segment of your population lack basic necessities for life. Some people are rich in every country. I think…

Pro-life is really pro-birth. Once they’re out you’re completely on your own.

I blame the English language. It’s not Natasha’s fault that “All you can eat” can be singular or plural (and boo to Denny’s for taking advantage of the ambiguity). This wouldn’t have happened in Shakespeare’s day. When the tavern had an “All thou canst eat” special, everybody knew it only meant thee, not thy whole…

Psst... I know a lot of evangelicals vehemently deny it, but Catholics are Christians too.

i just never thought their relationship would work, i mean what with him always shooting first.

Look, I agree that the cop worded this WAY wrong. And also it comes off the way you say it comes off. But I’m also willing to consider that the cop just tripped over his words because he was in a situation that he didn’t really know how to properly express. That doesn’t make it right, but it’s likely. Most people…