Had a friend do the same. Kicked him in the crotch with my heel before I even realized it. Dropped him like a bag of rocks. “Oops.” (not oops- that’s 100% his fault and I didn’t feel bad at all.)

“The video doesn’t corroborate our story, but trust us, it’s our story that’s right and not the video. Because video, much like science and the female orgasm, is a just a bunch of lies.”

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

Can I interest you in pornos shot in Moorish Revival-style castles?

I recently read an article about the Internet hate directed at Blue Ivy and at North West and was just... ?????????????!! What kind of life do people lead that they have the time, resources, energy, and will to hate on toddlers? Toddlers, y’ll.

She had a great followup to one of the mouthbreathers:

Ok, I am admittedly really really really bad at this, but I need a ruling. Her follow-up (the full one, not what’s written above) is shade, no?

The cropping is the best part, it says”Im being dishonest”, but the missed details say “Im incompetent”.

That magical dude might really disappear! Mine did! He was a one-off at a swingers club. Super respectful of our relationship and boundaries. He knew his role: provide and receive carnal pleasure, be mindful of our body language and say goodbye when it’s over.

All mine have been fun. I think the key is having someone as a clear focus and everyone liking each other as people. Being a member of the kink community has made a big difference there.

Alan Moore’s lying. He already quit writing comics 35 minutes ago.

So they sent three immature men with anger issues to an intelligence briefing? What could possibly go wrong?

Lol, that was always my favorite part, too.

A few years ago I got to live my dream: sucking off one man while my (now ex) boyfriend banged me from behind. It was indeed everything I’d ever wished for. GOD. Yes.

Oh Lord yes on the shower thing. Please, only when it’s a really big shower with at least two showerheads. Otherwise, lemme get in here and get clean, okay? And no please don’t rub your greasy shoulder all over my face getting in when I’m on my way out either. Then I’ve gotta wash it again.

I like them! Ive done MFF and would like to do MMF one day. Although I think 4 people is better. threesomes tend to have an odd one out. Although being a third and taking some time to just watch is also fun.

. . .Even for a site devoted to science fiction and fantasy, there needs to be some grounding in reality, sir.

Well at least he hasn’t had his entire life torn apart by a weird secret society, died to a deity, not died and just been sent back through time inexplicably, even more inexplicably force himself back to the present through some ‘sheer willpower’ nonsense, but not before spending time as a pirate, reclaim his mantle…

Normally I’d be against the relentless abuse of a dumb animal, but I’m ok in Ann Coulter’s case.