They’re hardy animals, unlike those sissy longhorns.

Nothing about Tom Cruise surprises me. I mean, look what he did to Oprah:

My anus is like a fruit cellar sometimes used to tie people up in, ho-hum. Boring.

Gotta go with John Waters on this one:

I love what used to be dad rock when i was a teen. Sadly though, from seeing dads at school pickup right now that my kids are in school, dad rock is now Pearl Jam, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Green Day, and Guns’n’Roses. Gah.

‘True love is not having to close the bathroom door.’

It bet it works better than telling people you’ve read Gormenghast a dozen times...

I mean, I’ve read every Terry Pratchett book like... at least a dozen times.

Huh.

OKAY SO I texted my mom who is a doctor about this issue.

Why is it the woman’s job to ensure a man stand up for a child?