My still-minty-fresh exposure to Celeste has made me remember some of the reasons I hate reflex-skill platformers: I have very bad muscle memory, I struggle to remember controller functions, and my wrists and thumbs hurt after too much tense gameplay. That said, the game is SUPER charming, so I’ve a feeling I’ll keep…

I am still on my Binding Of Isaac: Afterbirth+ bullshit.

AMC put this trailer in front of Black Panther and I have never seen an audience turn so hostile so quickly

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Won’t someone please think of the gun nuts?!

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Carlson, making his trademark ‘watching two dogs in full 69 at a distance’ face

If the industry learns nothing else from Mass Effect: Andromeda, it should appreciate that all it takes is one sub-par game to kill an entire franchise.

Konami wants $10 for an additional save game slot. That’s all you need to know about this garbage. Fuck Konami.

I could really do without the Netflix white knighting and “critics are against muh disruption” conspiracy theorymongering, thanks. The service used to be better than it is now. The article speaks truth.

Isn’t the fact that an aborted fetus will apparently attempt to murder everyone around it actually a convincing argument for abortion?

a bandaged and robed man named Cletus

In Australia, we call it a knifey-spoony clinic.

I read this entire post in Steve Buscemi’s voice, à la Fargo.

If you like pina coladas, and emphasizing Barack Hussein...

Prediction: at least two progressives trying to troll lonely Cult 45 members will accidentally catfish each other and find a legitimate connection on this site when they figure it out

Snap.

And he’s like...the DUMBEST guy on the planet. Delilah keeps asking him the secret of his strength...then he’d lie about it and she’d try to take his strength away. This happens THREE TIMES and he decides “well, maybe I can trust her!” the fourth time despite THE CONSTANT EVIDENCE SHE SHOULDN’T BE TRUSTED.

Congratulations, you are officially too intelligent to be an evangelical Christian.

As I was re-watching Steven Universe last week (the season 1 DVD is finally out! everybody buy it!) I realized that that show basically invented Golf Story. I wonder if Golf Story has a secret ending...