Eerie to think how relevant this sort of thing has become since The New Order in 2014, has the world really changed that much in 3 years?

You didn’t miss it, you just showed up late. Killing Nazis is evergreen.

YES. Finally! I am delighted that they’ve finally made that more explicit. (And, for what it’s worth? I love the weird juxtaposition of a Jewish asskicker who talks and sounds like Hap Collins.)

I for one welcome our provocative, boundary shattering overlords of Wolfenstein 2. I’d like to remind it that in these deeply frustrating times of Trump and Neo-Nazis openly proclaiming their rights to be racist monsters, that a game that lets me brutally murder Nazis while keeping a zany humour and a strong sense of…

If you really liked the first one you should buy this one, if it’s in your means, at full price and support stuff you like from developers who make it. This is one of the only single player focused games releasing this year that isn’t full of microtransactions or loot boxes. Its success or failure is going to be…

And like Luigi himself, it stays up longer.

I didn’t know there was any doubt about the little Italian sausage.

Wow! Have they really banished green mushrooms from the game entirely? That’s a huge step toward a more modern style of video game progress and persistent gameplay, but at the cost of losing their most widely recognized icon. That’s almost like Apple deciding they’d rather not put a fruit on their hot new device.

You’ve got the beginning of an excellent gimmick here. If Reposted Avenged Sevenfold can find a fitting quote for any occasion I’m sure someone can do so with the Bible.

Now it makes sense why security told the first woman she shouldn’t stand so close to the man. Obviously he’d been asked what he capital of Thailand was one too many times.

Genesis 30:43

I for one will not sit idly by while the reputation of this family is soiled.

You know how I know you like Coldplay?

Well he was in... but he was really good in... jeez he really hasn’t ever been in a great movie has he.

Tom Nook really is such an amazing character, and really highlights a lot of the appeal Animal Crossing has. For one thing, he’s a damn highway robber, and the drip-feed of improvements he makes to your house does provide an early goal, before you instead realize you’re weirdly invested in a love triangle between…

Pants go off, dick comes out, you can’t explain it.

“I wish I had more protection. I wish this stuff didn’t happen. I can’t explain it to you. Yeah, I’m mad at him.”

My kids love Minecraft, and I enjoy it myself, but I absolutely cannot play it in survival because of all the unknown things that happens. The first time I heard something growl in the darkness, I was done. I also can’t stand it when I’m down too far underground, I start to panic and have to quickly tunnel all the way…

My week has mostly involved routine check-ups in Stardew Valley (Demetrius asks if he can set up an experiment in my cave one day, tells me to stay away from his daughter the next day, then asks if I can loan him a melon for an experiment the next day. Make up your mind, man, are we cool or are we not cool? Also, no…

i’m going to preface this by saying i haven’t watched this last debate, maybe bernie shit his pants and drooled the whole time idk. that said,