“Fake news. I thought I was hugging Mike Penxe m. MsM lies. “

You really live up to your screen name.

This cockmongler doesn’t give the first fuck about women. He just wants to use us as a pawn.... it’s a well-worn Rethuglican trick. If they’re not faking worry about women being sexually assaulted in public bathrooms, they’re faking worry about women being sexually harassment on the job.

Said it before and I’ll say it again: If you voted for Trump, you can take any indignation towards Weinstein and his politics, turn that sumbitch sideways... *pulls mic close to mouth*... and SHOVE IT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!

Chuck Norris is... Walker, Texas Film Commissioner.

I just hope someone is watching after Harvey and the potted plant’s child.

I won’t say this is the most reluctance with which I’ve ever given a star, but it’s in the top ten.

Airforce2 - this time it’s personal.

I mean, if you’d rather sit through “The Ewok Adventure” than “The Force Awakens,” that’s fine. Everyone’s got their own thing. But let’s not act like Disney’s “brand extension” approach is somehow less appropriate for Star Wars than, say, giving Bruce Villanch and Harvey Korman two hours of time to make their stamp…

Uncredited Bellhop: A Dead Heat on a Merry-Go-Round Story

Personally, I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that nothing that’s been done with Star Wars since the Disney takeover even comes close to cracking the bottom five of “most tragically terrible things to happen to the Star Wars franchise.”

It’s fun to stare at the letters until they lose all symbolic meaning as letters, and then see what you see!

What do the Brits call WWII? “The Great War 2" doesn’t roll off the tongue.

Her improv skills suck though.

How much harder could Chuck Harder chuck if Chuck Harder could chuck harder?

Harder Goes Soft On Weinstein

The sauce contains potassium benzoate.

I’ve been playing the first one, and honestly the protagonist(s) is/are the most unappealing character(s) in the game. When the orcs are more sympathetic, you’ve done something wrong. Gimme a DLC that lets me play as Ratbag and completely erases Talion from the story, please.

Was waiting for this story to hit, after checking those Twitter trends.

Well, it did attempt to imbue a classic with impurity. It's an abomination.