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They’ve been doing this schtick for literally like a decade and nobody ever had a problem getting it until all of a sudden.

Once that guy with an NRA hat for a facebook profile responded to my comment about about the need for expanded public transit in Atlanta with “TRUMP IS YOUR PRESIDENT!” followed by three snowflake emojis, I knew I’d been bested.

Look, I love a good Chicago dog, but I will also totally go to bat for the default American hot dog with ketchup and mustard. Other variants have more depth or complexity, but I think there is something kind of elegant in the balance of a perfect ketchup/mustard ratio and in the ease with which you can throw it

How great would it be if he was one of Cohen's marks? 

This is such an idiotic line of reasoning. I’m sorry, but it’s really really dumb. As if a relatively unknown actor has never opened a big movie before. As if, for that matter, 42 made Chadwick Boseman a household name, without whose imminent fame Black Panther would have flopped. Get Out broke box office records last

When I was a kid, one of my friends with super religious parents had Bible Adventures, and I don’t remember hating it but I have a hard time recalling what you actually did in the game.

Nah, that was The Norwood Suite.

He’s actually the bastard son of Count Orlock and Rumplestiltskin.

This was some weird shit. I mean, I don’t know, maybe there’s some legitimate diplomatic strategy behind it, but it was definitely fucking weird.

I think there are four great Resident Evil games: 1, 2, 4, and 7. With the exception of 2, those are all the ones that do something really new and different (2 is just a great refinement of the first game’s formula). Out of the whole series, Resident Evil 4 is probably the most overtly ridiculous and there’s no good

Only Heavy Rain could have a glitch this ridiculous.

I played it on PC, but I might get it again on the Switch just to have an excuse to play back through it. It’s exactly the type of game that would be fun to take on the go with the Switch.

If you like Metroidvanias and have any affection whatsoever for the NES era, you will 100% love this game.

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I’ll stump for the outstanding Alwa’s Awakening every chance I get. This game was criminally overlooked last year.

Matt’s comments about Ikaruga on the Switch echo a thought I’ve been having about the Switch myself: the format of the console really does seem to elevate good games even beyond their own design. I’ve never had games integrated into my life as seamlessly as the games I play on the Switch. The adaptability between

That was awesome.

Kroger was my first job too! I was just a lowly bagboy, though—I quit for a far superior job at Dairy Queen before I could get promoted to cashier.

I smoked from my water pipe, Reefer Bubberland.

I don’t think this bit is landing.

He often seems conspicuously sedated. Not sure if that’s what’s going on, but he has this super lethargic demeanor that is totally distinct from how he usually acts. It may be just his best effort at appearing sensitive and composed.