Guns don’t kill people, imaginary guns from fictional media clearly labeled for mature audiences kill people.

“Again?”

Yeah. The beauty of something like The Room is that you could never make The Room on purpose.

Man, I really hope the carpet doesn’t match the drapes.

I’ve often thought that The Big Lebowski is a perfectly cast movie—you could never improve it by replacing any of the actors with anyone else.

I’ll go to bat for The Big Lebowski as the best comedy film ever made. I just can’t think of anything else that stays that hilarious no matter how many times I see it.

Ajit, I love you, but sooner or later you’re going to have to face the fact that you’re a goddamn moron.

Obduction was really excellent, and Riven remains an all-time favorite. Very excited for this one.

UPDATE: Video game industry leaders have agreed to send a representative to speak with President Trump on their behalf.

I mean, I think you’re the most outraged-seeming person in these comments by a pretty wide margin.

Does there exist a lamer, more phoned-in video game cliche than goddamn zombies? Are there really players out there who aren’t sick of them, who don’t regard zombie-based games the way a diner at Olive Garden might regard a tenth basket of breadsticks? Is there some market research out there showing that zombies…

Not sure if I was supposed to read that in Kif Kroker’s voice, but I definitely did.

I finished Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs, which started strong but lost my interest by the end. I think it could have been a lot more judicious about what to cut and what to keep from its predecessor The Dark Descent, one of the scariest games ever made. The removal of the sanity meter and the lighting-based resource…

I really enjoy Scorcese’s religious films, The Last Temptation of Christ and Silence. The subject matter is explicitly religious, they’re exploring religious themes, but they’re good movies first and foremost. I don’t really have any religious beliefs myself, but something like that does more to make me reflect on…

Maybe he was just too stupid to think up more than three lies.

Duskers is such a great and unique game. I love how the minimal representation gradually takes on an atmosphere of icy horror. It reminded me more of the Alien movies than Alien: Isolation did.

I tend to go with Cheetoh Mussolini.

I finished up Super Castlevania IV on the SNES Classic. I’d kind of hoped I would come away from this one with a “this is actually better than Symphony of the Night” hot take, but it’s not quite there. It is a really beautiful game that manages a distinct and consistent visual style while still maintaining a good…

I had the same thoughts about his ridiculous claim that Paul couldn’t play bass. All right, buddy, how would you have played “Hey Bulldog”? More notes? Fewer notes? Stick closer to the melody? Go further out from it? What could you possibly do differently to improve the bass lines in that song and dozens of others…

And you didn’t even have to park and walk if you didn’t want to because MARTA ran a shuttle that dropped you off right in front of the stadium, but these are the same people who are also too chickenshit to ride the MARTA. I don’t think people have any business rooting for a sports team for a city they wouldn’t walk…