In my opinion, yes. Probably not if someone was deceased, but I would like to know if a violent crime happened on the premises. That's why I ask.

Good luck feng shui—ing your way outta that kinda dwelling baggage.

Truth. The 'earth might be flat' thing wasn't a big enough red flag?

"We're starting the process of making sure the uterus that we picked is not crazy," said Shepherd. "I put out there that I would give someone a free weave for a year and a free Hyundai. Literally, we'd be at the club and these girls would be like 'I'll carry yo' baby.' I don't think so. Eight different shades of hair…

My all time favorite is still Reading Rainbow as sung by The Doors.

You say Iggy, I think Pop.

Can we all say it together?

"Pie" has always been in demand...

We have three pie places within 10 miles. Pie is on the upswing.

If it is, he was doomed at birth to manage teen YouTube sensations professionally.

Take note of your dad, Chet Haze. When it comes to music and performance, THIS is how we do it.

I'm happy for them. TAKE THAT YOU STUPID NICK GUY.

I made that same face when I realized that I was alone in an Elevator with Andrew W.K.
I quickly recovered, however, and offered him some whiskey from the bottle that was smuggled in my purse. He chuckled and good-naturedly took a swig. I can only hope Victoria fared as well later on.

I'm NOT telling Retta, I'll leave that for you all...

*** please make a sex tape please make a sex tape please make a sex tape please make a sex tape ***

I RECANT MY STATEMENT. BRB.

You've been given one better photo option, here's some more:

Posh just doesn't know how to interact with a MOTHERFUCKIN' JEDI.

Resting Bitch Face affects millions of women

Oh no! Now Sherri and Jenny won't be able to collect unemployment.