And they didn't have internet either. Sounds terrible.

[Did the parents just have sex next to their kids? How did that even work?]

Laughing at our old timey ancestors for being afraid of the dark is one thing, but don't pretend that you don't still sometimes run up the basement stairs like Lucifer himself is behind you after turning off the lights.

Good thing that's the sort of thing millions can spot years in advance and howl joyously about on the internet.

Mila always finds new and interesting ways to get me to fall in love with her. Now if she could just get rid of that pesky Ashton.

That's a sweet thought, but I still hate it for the same reasons Mila does. It's just plain wrong. The dude is not pregnant, period, no matter how empathetic and caring he is or how good a father he plans to be.

Her friendship with Gooper is one of the few things I give Bey this face about.

Is that an eyebrow or part of that guy's sunglasses?

Oh my God, I do your job now at my school. and Soledad O'Brien did our commencement speech last year. We're basically the same person.

She wasn't running against Sarah Palin, and the whole logic of the attack is sexist - as was much about the Obama campaign. I was a staffer for the Democratic Party at the time. My blood still burns when I think about the bullshit nonsensical double-standard - "racism is worse than sexism" - that at the rank-and-file…

She never said that. She said "there will be plenty of time for criticism," referring to Palin.

I guess she does if you completely decontextualize and over-simplify. She said she wouldn't attack another woman just for being a woman hoping to appeal to other women.

Okay an opponent to the Democratic party. I forgot that with Hillary those are 2 far different things. And that's even worse really.

The fact that Sarah Palin was chosen as a candidate for VP specifically because she has a vagina is way more insulting than anything else she wants to feel victimized for.

If this is the time I'm thinking of, the McCain campaign was making that stupid and cynical attempt to peel off Clinton supporters who were mad about losing to Obama. I'm on my phone so I can't post the commercials, but trust me they are infuriating. If this is what they are talking about, yeah, she should have…

This is infuriating. No way in hell was I ever going to vote for McCain and Palin but I hated the palpable sexism in the Obama campaign. The Clinton cardboard cutout made me rethink the type of person Obama is but I chose the lesser of 2 evils. Oh and fuck Sarah Palin because she relishes her stupidity as much as…

But her bathing suit is just terrible.

I miss that show so much

Based on what I read from their tweets the Smith children need to go to school, like real school where they learn things. From a totally superficial point of view who is gonna manage the family assets when mama and papa eventually die and all the vultures are coming after their cash. They have not prepared their…

a mix of sharp cheddar and gruyere