Aha! I would be dangerous with those, I can eat a whole bag without THC in them.

Seconded. Are we talked pot peach ring candy?

"I giggled only when I thought it was appropriate and tried to stop giggling at the right time."

I spent a very lonely summer at home once during college where I basically just worked at a shitty chain restaurant all the time. One weekend, I randomly got called off and realized that Wilco was playing that night at a baseball stadium in a distant suburb that was so far out of the city it was almost farmland. I got…

I've nearly been there. It's hilarious now but I thought I was going to die laughing.

This is also the story of the first time I had edibles and the first time got high.

A former friend lived with a woman that was a major stoner. Wake up, smoke. Go to bed, smoke. All the time, smoke. Therefore, her tolerance was very high. (haha...high.) One time we were hanging out and she had made pot brownies, a whole pan of them cut into little squares. She offered them to us and we ate a few,…

Yo Emma, you're one of the best commenters around, I don't know many who will dispute with that. But on this one you are WRONG. There is definitely a such thing as way too high. My best friend once got me laughing so hard that I started to hyperventilate and then I passed out. Too high.

I'm a regular Maureen Dowd when it comes to me & weed - I have a very, very low tolerance (doesn't stop me, probably should, but I have such fun for the beginning parts!). In fact, I think I'm going to start disclaiming my paranoid behavior as "Don't worry, guys, I'm just Dowd-ing!"

So many questions!! Am I supposed to take them out to shower? Was she saving it for later? Why did the boyfriend walk into the bathroom? Why did the boyfriend PICK UP A USED TAMPON? Why did the boyfriend then flush the toilet while his girlfriend was in the shower possibly changing the water temp for her? Was she at…

And was she planning on putting it back in after her shower?

I would also like to know the answer to this question.

I am really confused by this. Where was it before he flushed it?

I have this theory that people who are just unabashedly themselves - whatever that self may be - are likeable. Scott Disick is seriously a ridiculous human being but he is all in and comfortable in it.

He can pull this kind of humor off, as proven by Poehler's reaction. Had I said something like this, people would have gasped in horror and I would have been escorted off the set. Cool people are better than us. Sigh...

I think he was trying to distract her with humor, vis a via making it all about him instead.

She made a lot more money than him for the vast majority of their life together. She can afford to dress nicely thanks to herself, thankyouverymuch.

The only person who can pull that "worried shar-pei" look off is Luke Perry. #truefact

Where did I belittle him? Justin Bieber is the Biebs no matter how dickish he gets. He has done many dickish things outside of racist jokes. I'm sure it gives him extra Biebspower.

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