The only person who can pull that "worried shar-pei" look off is Luke Perry. #truefact

Where did I belittle him? Justin Bieber is the Biebs no matter how dickish he gets. He has done many dickish things outside of racist jokes. I'm sure it gives him extra Biebspower.

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1. It makes him that much more of a dick.

Hey there, you look pretty good there in standard Kinja,..come here often?

I don't know how much men actually check for a ring. I think I've gotten hit on more WITH my ring than without. (Maybe they're hoping it will be more of a secret one night stand sort of thing?)

Why hello there.. *sweeps hair back* Can i buy you a drink?

If it makes you feel better, fewer than three people have hit on me in the ten years since I stopped wearing it.

A little intense for my age but I can get for my girls and borrow

I'd probably be a pretty good parent. I love kids. I work well with kids. I'm a pretty maternal person. But I have zero desire to have one. I really like my life and the freedom to do whatever I want, whenever I want. I also probably couldn't afford a child. Parenting is also a fuckload of work.

TRUTH! When people ask if I'm going to start a family, I say "I don't know.." in this very apologetic tone, like I'm excusing my ambivalence for....who? Me I guess. Fuck. That. Noise. I will HelenMirrenIT from now on. BLAMMO!

Uncle-hood is awesome. Can't see why anyone would want to downgrade.

I didn't transfer my genetic material to anyone. BRB just gonna kill myself now real quickly, ok?

People often ask what the meaning of life is. The answer is Children.

I hear ya, sister. I had some "so what's wrong with me" issues for a while. I finally concluded that even if that's true (that something's missing in my psyche) then so be it. I yam what I yam.

I appreciate it. It's a neglected narrative in our culture that some women never really feel the biological clock tick because we don't care that much about having kids. I mean, I'm in my 40s, I like kids a whole lot but my only urge to have one was born more out of societal pressures (how to fit in with peers) than a…

Did Paltrow really just compare mean internet comments to being in a war???

#ItIsAllMen.