I do - mine includes lime tostitos and sparkly water because I shant drink flat tap.

My college friend was way ahead of the time, back in '03 telling people she had celiac disease. And then pounded beers and bagels like it was nobody's business.

Right?! Where's Paris?

I am - in the middle of it even. People thought it was odd at first but now everyone either loves or is warming up to it. I love it - we just played Super Maeve and now she's running around asking everyone to play with 'SupaMaeve'.

I love this dog. I follow her on IG for this dog alone. She seems funny too though.

I do love Nora! That would be a fab way to honor my pops.

That's true. I want to name my future dog Steve. Hmmm.

#PraiseYeezus

My dad's name is Norman. I love him to pieces but I don't know that I'd even name a pet Norman. Even better? Middle name 'Dee'.

I have no idea what my parents wanted to name me in an alternate universe, but I do have a couple of funny name stories.

I dunno - sounds like Kanye has loved her for awhile, and Kim loves being adored and the status their relationship has vaulted her into. They're freaking hanging out with Valentino, FFS. She's not biting that hand anytime soon.

Off topic but I'm hoping you can help - where did groupthink go? I was on vacation and offline for a week. What's happening?!

So, so many styles and entire clothing companies I can't buy from because the clothes look better on people without boobs. Pretty sure I'm only glad for them in a formal dress.

I saw the Speaking Clock Revue and I was just pinching my arm the whole time. Such a fucking room.

So....I've seen someone not even as famous as Rihanna in a public place. It was nuts. People literally just moaning their name over and over. And people standing beside them while they were having conversations with other people, just waiting to pounce. And I don't wish that on anybody. My ideal scenario is being in a…

Listen. If any of you say 'wifey' 'hubs' or 'hubbie' — just end it now. End yourself.

If Tina and Amy were ever to be in the same place as me...I would lose my mind.

Hot damn this is a beautiful woman

Says Madeleine Davies...lady friend, your name is like a freaking french macaron in pastel.