mountainsnake
mountainsnake
mountainsnake

Snowpocalypse in Southern California? Are you this lady's friend? Are you this lady?

Okay but can I make fun of her boots in the above photo?

#soblessed

98 Degrees when I tell that bitch please...

I'm mad at Dancing With The Stars for bringing Mario Lopez back to us.

So I stop shopping at Hobby Lobby because obvious, and this is what it gets me. Why are they only telling us this now? And why does it seem like I never win the powerball but I always win the credit card hack lottery?

I like friend #2.

Cathy Cambridge makes me giggle so hard. How can you not love this lady?! My favorite moments while stalking are when her humor looks like it's just dying to come out.

Did you see the SNL skit afterward? Taran/Paul drinking from a hamster bottle made me pee a little bit.

Yeah, all of our famous people have *ting!* white teeth. The most of us have a nice ecru or mother of pearl. My teeth are straight only out of the genetics lottery. Your PM's teeth above do make me shiver though, ahaha!

They do?! What's wrong with the teeth above? I was just thinking our prez has some damn good teeth.

It was like our veep reminded our president that debates could be lots of fun.

I don't get why people are all up in arms about Kendall, Ireland, etc. Networking and who you know - isn't that how we all get our jobs? Feck.

How could he not be?! He's incredibly beautiful in fake life!

Whaaaaaa....T?! Craig Robinson is a freaking comic BEAST. I love all of those people mentioned but I would like a dash of Amy, Tina, and other SNL amazing women from that era that we never see anymore.

Do you think we could get them to do their company retreat at our BB&B?!

A lot. I think we all moved to Denver or Chicago. Close but not too close.

Yeah I love her but that was weird.

That's true. At least they found each other.

He's married to Jenny Mollen.