Huge hurricanes that are now normal? Maybe

Creepier

Hahaha thank you harry. I bet she thought that went well until she saw the tape.

Basically!

Yum!

THANK YOU

Ahhh!! Thank you, thank you. Can we gif in texts yet? I need to send this to everyone

Yes I’m definitely crying. Nothing suits a Monday morning coffee better than a little weep.

Manatee county: we don’t really care about deaf people

To be fair it’s really easy to forget them

Fuck these fucking assholes. You don’t have to be vigilant AT ALL to see what’s wrong with this stupid photo

I love you. My toddler is sleeping on my belly and her head was rolling around with my laughter. Worth it

Those were just normal swedes

Yeah we have enough true life stories like that!

One of his dad’s golf buddies will/probably has gotten him a job, he will keep his head down and women in the office will avoid him. Then in ten years when he’s perfected his perfect assault, the new interns won’t know of his infamy and he’ll be able to creep on them at work. He will be the scary manager you don’t…

So, you’re afraid of bodegas and would rather use a vending machine so you don’t have drunk homeless people clutching smartphones chasing you into your building.

Induction seems to be very normal now. Many doctors encourage it and do a “sweep”to kickstart labor. I know some mothers whose doctors did a sweep without asking during a checkup. My friend who had both her children by cesarean was discouraged from by her doctor to have natural births. He played into her fear and…

It’s not surprising Margot Robbie didn’t know. She’s not American and it happened a long time ago.

Well that sucks.

Hahaha omg