i enjoyed this witticism. have an upvote.

As a sad sack who saw Tusk (and actually remembers it), what's up with the nazi shit? Nazi mentions in that movie and now nazi bratwurst in this movie?

I'd rather settle for a slowed down sad version of a freeform jazz odyssey.

I want a moratorium on the "slowed down sad version of old pop song" trend in movie trailers nowadays. It's played out.

I had never heard of Seedpeople before!

Tusk was an awful experience, all the way around. Just a gross, pointless, and muddled piece of shit.

This looks on the level of some Charles Band / Gingerdead Man shit.

I went to Civil War twice, both times in 2D.

Back when I was looking —and my search lasted for a year— I tried to manage my time so it didn't seem like a never-ending cycle of awfulness. I used to send CVs out during a set time in the morning, like 9am to 1pm, and then I wasn't allowed to do it again until the next day at 9am. That way, I could use the…

Game of Thrones. My Missus does not do well with torture or gore or people dealing with overly intense situations. I want to share the other, positive GoT stuff with her: the brief moments of triumph, dragons!, the Dinklage — but she is not having any of it, if it means dealing with all the other shit.

I feel for you. Being unemployed is one of the shittiest things ever. And when you're unemployed, employed people don't get it, and they don't care. The mental toll it takes, the monotony of sending out CVs and waiting for answer, it all sucks a big fat one.

FUCK PHONES AT MOVIE THEATERS.

I never knew I needed a blonde Parker Posey in my life before this moment.

checks out.

She's pretty, but that voice makes her sound like she's got a permanent cold.

Didn't he already remember everything in Ultimatum though?

If memory serves, Sunsoft (?) made some good ones. Gremlins and Batman on NES…

This is when I'm tempted to download an emulator.

Loved the cartoon. Wasn't there a SEGA game too? Or did I make that up?

I wanted to get the SVP's thoughts on it, but his door was closed. His door is ALWAYS closed!