After seeing ROGUE NATION on Thursday night, I went on a Mission binge this weekend — ignoring 2, because fuck 2.

Just got back from seeing it. It was good. Not great, just good. I've loved this series (except for 2) since it began, and while this one has one of the best set-pieces of them all, it never quite hit the highs of 3 or GP for me. That said, it was still an above average action film and very competently made.

Why are most parents today such huge pussies?

Mel Gibson, CEO of (Sugar)Tits.

I watched ESCAPE PLAN last night because it was on HBO and I was too lazy to get my ass up to grab the remote. I found it surprisingly watchable! It has a severe lack of awesome one-liners (which, c'mon, you've got Arnie and Sly in one movie; where are the awesome one-liners?), but it makes up for that with decent…

Nah, no thanks. I'm good.

That would be a good gimmick account: The AV Club Translator

You think Genie is prejudiced against fat people?

And that actor's name was Lark "Jason" Voorhies.

I love that you know his name!

STEVE. HOLT.

Is Steve back? And how bald/fat is he now?

Well, you know what I have to say to that?

Pretty sure Instellar BWAAAAAAMP'd.

BWAAAAAAAAMP.

This show really sucked last season. Hoping they can turn it around!

Oh shit! I totally forgot about her.

Call me crazy, but I don't think the wasteland populace of Vinci cares about family.

At first glance I thought they were Chessani's kids!

How does this shit make it past the spam filter, but if I do too much HTML or say the c-word, the mods erase my shit immediately?