I have no basis to support this claim, but doesn't Gerard Depardieu look like he goes to the bathroom a lot? No idea where this is coming from, but I think it about this every time I see him.

I saw this dude hawking McDonald's the other day.

I wish I could BBQ today. Stupid apartment life!

I too have heard good things about the prequel novel. Apparently it ends with a comic book that bridges it to the movie.


And thankfully Brad is returning to animation! Incredibles 2!

So was the whole "Lynch isn't doing it anymore" thing just a ploy for more money? Because if so, bravo! Lynch will be able to make all the homemade coffee he wants with all that Showtime money.

Yeah she's 29 going on 15.


I think —and forgive me if my memory is hazy after trying to understand that clunky third act— they were implying that Tomorrowland's downfall started with Clooney's evil vision machine. Once that was invented, and soured the progressive thinking of their utopian culture, Tomorrowland got…

My money's on the audience.

I wanted to love it, believe me I did. Love everything Brad Bird's done up to this point — even Ghost Protocol, which I'll defend as the best of the M:I series and one of the best, tightest action movies I've ever seen. The guy's an amazing director.


But, this proves he's only human.

Yeah, he's just a grump. I almost feel like he and House should've switched roles.

Also, big ups to Mary Steenburgen in BTTF III. The chemistry she and Doc have is the kind of love I'd want my parents to have.

DO THE DEUX - 5/22-5/24


Figured I'd throw my 2 cents in here since we're all sharing. Assume SPOILERS beyond this point.


MOVIES—


TOMORROWLAND was disappointing. Me and Mrs. Deux —both fans of Brad "The BIG" Bird— were excited about this movie based on the 3-second glimpses we got of the movie's cool, futuristic world in…

I'd buy the Price is Right set. Now that is a SET! Lazy susans, moving panels to reveal shit. Waaayyyyy better than a skyline that does NOTHING.

DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE POWDER PACKETS ARE?!

Missed opportunity, Lionsgate.

Guilty as charged!

Correct-a-mundo, pal. Especially his offspring.

On a drone-scene grading scale, the Poltergeist remake drone is a B. But the drones are still going strong this summer movie season, thanks to…

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If I recall, Parkman had one cool storyline at the beginning where —thanks to his psychic shit— he found out his wife was cheating on him with his best friend (a total dudebro cop). he found this out because he heard her thoughts while they were boning.

Gil Kenan's other movie is not bad — City of Ember!