Jesus! Even more evidence of Russia meddling with our erections.

As much as I don’t believe in the Patriots, I believe even less in Andy Reid’s playoff clock management skills.

Let’s not forget old school Wheeljack.

Octan!

This is the single most terrifying thing that a post-WWII society has come up with.  

I’ll bring it up to my analyst/therapist...

I blame the injury on the airbag not deploying during the Carr crash.

I didn’t want to tip our hand, but that process has already begun. Subtly.

That photo should get progressively redder.

Week 10 preview:

This guy puts the douche in fiduciary. 

I do not understand your complaint.

Slurp that coffee back up, my guy. Steven Adams is a really good center! 

When you break it down, it’s about $3M for every time he has to take a nut shot from Draymond in a season. So, that’s a fair price.

Seriously! I looked at the headline then went down and looked at the picture and then I read this:

“You don’t understand Donald Trump,” Stone recalled saying before rejecting the offer at a restaurant in the Russian-expat magnet of Sunny Isles, Fla. “He doesn’t pay for anything.”

I saw that picture of her and honestly thought she was a dude.

So it’s the love child of Tenchu and Bloodborne?

Rivers: "Nnnnhh, peppermint roll!"